What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
08.06.2025 00:16
Then came..
Everyone loved it.
Still no good
Why did the American's mulberry harbor not hold up after D-Day?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Next, they tried...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So they tried
Is Tinder the best dating app?
Still no good.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Hysterias & Posteriors
What smell will you never forget?
Unacceptable again!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Freaks and Cheeks
Just Forget it!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No way
Do you think the constitution and laws should be taught in school?
They put up a sign reading
Minds and Behinds
Nuts and Butts
Do people really have sex with animals?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No, not a chance
Another attempt resulted in ...
No go.
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So, the docs changed it to read
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
—
Loons and Moons
share office space ...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
How do I find a transgender girlfriend?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Thumbs down again.